You see, a magical thing happens when I'm in a room with windows paint. I have been told I'm some kind of paint wizard, the best this side of photoshop. Now, I have never used photoshop before, so I don't know if you're expecting that kind of quality. I can tell you I don't have money to pay for it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills in using ghetto paint to make masterpieces. Now, mix that with my love of puns and movies, and boy...do you have a show.
Leonardo Di Caprio for Starbucks
Yes, I did just steal Folgers tagline. But it's Starbucks, they can do whatever the hell they want.
Reese Witherspoon for Sweet N' Low
I am not sure why all her props are oversized.
Mark Wahlberg for McDonalds
I think the MOST important thing that comes from this is that there is a gun that shoots ketchup...or catsup. Where'da legs go Marky-Mark?
David Bowie for Lean Cuisine
What a classy color combination. Also, he looks like he's wiping his mouth...so it's like he already ate it...and I bet it was delicious.
Sean Bean for Bush's Beans
Yeah...it's obvious but how could I NOT have the love of my life in there when the opportunity was calling for him? Anything to see that face.
Ava Gardner for Wendy's
Dear Ava,
I apologize for degrading you to an ad for Wendy's. If it helps, you totally classed it up. Plus, Wendy's is the best, so be grateful I didn't slap your face onto Burger King or something equally horendous.
Orlando Bloom for Outback
At first, I had it so there was a piece in his hand like he was going to eat it...but then I realized that could be taken the wrong way by imature people (me), so I un-did that. Nice braid, BTW.
The important thing is that he finallly has some work.
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